She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
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