y did u give ur computer a hand job?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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