WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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