As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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