Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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