Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I hope mine doesn't look like that
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Banned from zoo.
Again?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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