So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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