no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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