8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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