Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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