I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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