is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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