Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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