you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
