Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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