think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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