Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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