Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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