i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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