It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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