Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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