Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
lol hangovers are for mortals.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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