I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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