So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
