so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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