you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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