I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
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