Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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