Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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