You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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