haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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