So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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