Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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