Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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