I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize