so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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