East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
It's never too late to be topless.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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