you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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