Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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