Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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