And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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