She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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