who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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