Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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