why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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