can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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