AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
