My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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