Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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