Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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